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Years ago I hid “Go, Dog, Go!” because I could not bear to read it aloud One More Time. Now I hide the cinnamon because I am sick of their obsession with cinnamon-sugar toast, and the mess they create when preparing it. (Pretty soon, I’ll probably be hiding the vodka.) Do you hide anything from your kids?Selected Responses
I hid the Junie B Jones book I stupidly bought for Anna’s 5th birthday. She was reading it all day every day and then repeating all the charming turns of phrase therein. I hid it first, but she found it gleefully, so then I accidently left it on a table at the library when I casually went to the library to accidently lose it. Oops.I try to hide my pens. They find them. I try to hide scissors. They find them. I try to hide tape. They find it. They’re everywhere. So now I just try to hide myself. They always end up finding me. (Truth be told, I usually cave when I hear the desperate “Mooooom” for the 10th time.)
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